Ukkie the Weirbouv
By Meri Albright
It was a dark and stormy night. Midnight, a full moon was hidden behind
the clouds. Ukkie was sleeping on the sofa underneath the picture
window. Suddenly she began to change shape, and to stretch. Her dewclaws
moved and got longer, her toes stretched till they took on the appearance
of hands. Her back legs straightened and her feet grew larger.
Suddenly, Ukkie woke up. She looked at her paws and tried to stand
up, but she was standing on two legs. She thought quickly, looking
at her paw-hands, and made a quick decision. She had been powerless
all this time, at the mercy of human beings, now it was time to GET
EVEN!!!!
She slunk into the kitchen, laughing quietly to herself. Thirteen
years waiting, hoping, and planning. Now it was time for action. She
went up to the refrigerator, and tried her new hands. IT WORKED! Ukkie
was able to open the fridge. She opened the meat door and removed
two packages of smoked salmon. Ukkie lost all restraint, ripped open
the packages.... and tore into the fresh meat.
A few minutes later, completely satisfied, Ukkie crawled back to
the sofa and fell asleep. The moon came out, a moon beam touched her
side, and she slowly reverted back to a bouvier.
The next morning Ukkie woke up, and excitedly thought about what
she was going to do with her new powers. Then she looked down in sadness
to realize that she was a dog again.
It was just a dream. Life was so unfair. Thirteen years and the human's
still had control of the refrigerator. While Ukkie was pouting, she
heard her human's steps on the stair. Then she heard yelling
"Who left the refrigerator open???? Who ate all my salmon????"
.... To be continued
Sometimes Love Hurts ...... an Ukkie story
By Meri Albright
Eli has injured me. Sigh.
He didn't mean to.
He was just SO happy to see me.
I was sitting in my office chair reading a textbook when he came
in from outside. My delightful, wonderful, sixty-pound bundle of joy
took one look at me and launched himself from five feet away at my
chest, hoping to land in my lap and get a hug. He did not expect me
to scream and grab at my desk so that I wouldn't fall backwards and
hit my head. I seriously pulled a muscle in my back. Ow!
Ukkie has decided that I must be protected from re-injury. I took
a few Tylenol, put some ice on my back and was lying on our futon
sofa watching movies. Eli was playing with the children. Ukkie was
curled up behind me with her head on my knees watching the world.
Eli came in, saw me, and tried the leap again. Suddenly - in mid air-
he stopped and turned the other way. I looked up, and Ukkie (50 lbs
soaking wet and almost 14) was standing over me growling. Eli left
the room. Ukkie curled up in front of me and hit me with her nose,
saying "Those kids just have no respect these days." and
proceeded to go back to sleep.
Don't anyone tell Eli he is bigger than Ukkie, it will ruin all her
fun. She likes to herd him and teach him manners, occasionally she
likes to tell him where to go.
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Ukkie's List of Things to Be Thankful for
By Meri Albright
1. Faithful servants (her family)
2. Soft Sofa's
3. Warm Sunlight
4. Beef Jerky
5. Hot Dogs
6. Rides to Grandma's House
7. Grandma's fridge
8. Grandma Kathy
9. Puppy Puppy Eli to boss around
10. A happy retirement home
11. Grandma's Couch
12. Slave boys to pet me (The kids in the family)
13. Fenced Yards
14. Towels to steal and play tug with
15. a long life (Ukkie will be 14 in January)
16. Snow
17. Warm quilts
18. Going for Rides in the van
19. Doggie bags
20. Lox
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How Spoiled Can You Get????????? Ukkie & Lox
By Meri Albright
HMmmmmmmm........Ummmmmm.........Ahhhh I wasn't going to mention that
Ukkie's favorite treat is Lox, hold the cream cheese and bagels. (I
told this to my mom and she just rolled her eyes at me. Ukkie likes
the honey-smoked kind the best (I do any way, and she seems to appear
whenever the package is opened)
I tried to tell my mom it was a healthy treat, low fat, high protein.
Something about $7.00 a lb on a Dog, to which my response was shhhhhh.
Ukkie doesn't know she is a dog, and we don't discuss her little hair
problem.
Meri and Ukkie (Did you say Lox, where are the lox? are you holding
out on me??????)
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Ukkie (13½) Won't Chew Meat Bones Any More.
By Meri Albright
Ukkie (13½) won't chew meat bones any more. They hurt her teeth
now. She lies on top of them and guards them from the household, which
can be dangerous. I have been known to use a butter knife to scrape
the marrow out of the bone for her before passing the bone to one
of the puppies. (After having and argument that it was my bone and
I was just sharing it with her. I was laying on the floor in front
of her giving her little pieces of the bone with my hands between
her paws holding the bone so she knew I was in control of the bone,
and my husband holding the leash in case she forgot.) What is NORMAL?????
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Hello Again - Ukkie, Reggie & Eli
By Meri Albright
For the last several years I have been a retirement home for Bouviers.
Sadly, my favorite dog Quinn died this spring. For those of you who
remember Ukkie, the dog who I adopted at 11, she is 13½ and
doing fantastic.
Ukkie was very depressed when Quinn died and refused to eat. She had
never been an only dog and was terribly lonely. We were fortunate
to be able to get one of Caya's puppies. We call her Reggie, and being
from Europe she has a natural tail and natural ears. She does not
LOOK like a bouvier. But she definitely ACTS like a bouvier. She is
a delight. Ukkie was not impressed, but started eating again to prevent
Reggie from stealing her food. Ukkie is now angry instead of depressed
and had gotten used to Reggie. (How do I know she is angry? Does a
dog who has been house trained for over thirteen years shit in front
of a cage and walk it in on ACCIDENT? By the way, having your own
steam cleaner when you have dogs and kids is a good thing! Oxyclean
works great on carpets)
This week we got a male puppy from Renaissance Bouviers. He has the
greatest puppy temperament!!! He is confident and happy. He loves
people and is very smart. He loves Reggie (he is 12 pounds, she is
around fifty, he tries to mount her head, herd her, and grab her tail.)
Poor Reggie, the other kids just won't leave her tail alone. I will
be training Reggie, and my husband will be training the male, whom
he calls Eli.
(Reggie's real name is Regal Uranie v Caya's home, she is Ukkie's
great granddaughter, and Ukkie wants to know what is so great about
her?) Regal just didn't stick as a call name; she will have to grow
into it. I will post pictures of the two puppies playing together
when I get them developed. Prepare for cute puppy stories......
Ukkie - Rainbow Bridge
By Meri Albright - December 2002
Yesterday we put Ukkie to sleep. Ukkie would have been 14 next month.
She came to live with us when she was 11; she had been my mother's
dog since she was five or six. My youngest son adopted her, and he
was HER kid.
Matthew and Ukkie were very close, she loved to watch TV curled
up with him, she would share meals with him (his meals of course)
and they were devoted to each other. Matthew grew up a lot taking
care of Ukkie; she did a great job helping to raise him.
Ukkie had more personality than almost any other dog I have ever
met. She was the ultimate Bouvier bitch. She assumed she was top dog
in the house, and anything she wanted she deserved. If she wanted
on the bed or the sofa she would make eye contact with Quinn (who
was more than twice her size), growl softly, then jump up and take
her place. He always moved over for her. When she wanted your attention,
she would start by putting her head in your lap, if that didn't work
she would use her nose to lift up your hand and put it on her head.
As a last resort she would hit you with her paw and bark at you.
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